I was chatting online a couple weeks back and one of my friends stated that he was eating shapes. I blinked my eyes several times and asked him to repeat himself and he confirmed that he was eating pizza flavored shapes. I told him that I thought this was a very silly thing, indeed, and [...]
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spinach chicken noodle
This is a quick meal that involves using one can of condensed soup and getting two full servings out of it. Enough to fill two tummies for a couple hours or so. This is another example of why it is totally awesome to keep cooked rice available at all times. Who needs to fill up [...]
google adsense test
I will be experimenting throughout the week with different google ad placements on this site. Please let me know if you experience any problems as a result or if you have any feedback for ad placement. I have room on the front page for one banner ad under the first post that I am willing [...]
cucumber and carrot
I wish I would have thought about taking a picture of the carrot before I sliced it up so that you could see what a real carrot looks like. It’s lumpy, bulbous and covered in dirt. The carrot I used for this salad was probably just under two inches in diameter. Anyway, I’ll explain the [...]
cheap organic
The following article reminded me so much of my sister that I had to share it. The 99 cent chef shows us, with photos, a plethora of USDA Organic labeled items that cost no more than 99 cents. Fresh produce, jars of organic carrots, beets and chopped garlic from 99c only Stores have been loaded [...]
chili and rice
1 can chili con carne with beans 1/4 cup diced tomato 1/4 cup diced onion 2 cups cooked rice cumin garlic powder onion powder 3 tablespoons sour cream The purpose of this meal is to learn how to make do with little and at the same time learn how to stretch what you do have. [...]
keld’s triangle appetizers
I still don’t have a food photographer but I hope these pictures are better than nothing. This is just a quick snack that takes more manual dexterity and patience than usual but it’s worth it in the end. Triscuit thin crisps quattro formaggio fresh jalapeno diced tomatoes sliced onion TapatÃo hot sauce sour cream Spread [...]
clove vs bulb
I know most of you know already, but there are some out there who don’t. Therefore, I present to you the difference between a clove of garlic and a bulb of garlic: A bulb of garlic, the most commonly used part of the plant, is divided into numerous fleshy sections called cloves. The clove is [...]
my aunt’s stuffing
My aunt made this amazing stuffing for Christmas dinner. I know it’s not Christmas day anymore but it’s okay to have a family dinner the Monday after. I honestly think this is the tastiest stuffing I’ve had. 6 cups crumbled cornbread (to be cooked prior to this) 4 apples (cooking apples) 2 sprigs parsley 2 [...]
