1 can chili con carne with beans

The purpose of this meal is to learn how to make do with little and at the same time learn how to stretch what you do have. I could have very easily used a whole onion or a whole tomato but when you are running low on produce, it can be a good practice to use them in portions so that you have some left over to flavor other foods with in the future.

Every time I cook chili or beans, I always make sure to have some cooked rice with the meal. This technique will stretch one can of chili into four separate meals that aren’t boring even if simple.

The only preparation, really, for this dish was the effort put into presentation. Warm your chili on the stove, at end of cooking time toss in your diced veggies but save about one fourth of the jalapeno for garnishing purposes. Season rice with your cumin and garlic powder, top with chili, then sour cream followed by jalapeno slices. The technique I used for the jalapenos was to cut at an angle in order to provide more surface area to make it look more pretty.

p.s. Canned chili almost never looks pretty or appetizing unless you are quite familiar with it.

• 1 lb of spaghetti
• 1 lb bratwurst, sliced into 1 inch pieces
• 1 onion, chopped
• 1 green pepper, chopped
• 2 cloves garlic, minced or 1 tbsp garlic powder
• 2 tbsp olive oil
• 1 can of diced tomatoes
• 1 c chicken broth
• 1 c heavy cream
• 1 packet of macaroni and cheese sauce mix
• Italian seasoning
• salt and black pepper to taste

Boil a pot of salted water and cook the spaghetti to al dente.  Sauté the brats, onion, pepper and garlic in olive oil. Add the tomatoes and chicken broth, and reduce by half. Add the cream and reduce again. Add the rest of the ingredients and serve over the spaghetti.

Mix all the ingredients up to the eggs, mashing the beans until lumpy. Place onto the baguette slices and garnish with the remaining ingredients.

Slightly spicy

I still don’t have a food photographer but I hope these pictures are better than nothing.

This is just a quick snack that takes more manual dexterity and patience than usual but it’s worth it in the end.

• Triscuit thin crisps quattro formaggio
• fresh jalapeno
• diced tomatoes
• sliced onion
• Tapatío hot sauce
• sour cream

Spread approximately 1/2 to 1 full teaspoon on each triangle and for presentation purposes, only cover a part of the thin crisp leaving the rest exposed. Slice your jalapeno into rings and then slice each of those into half. Since these are fresh jalapenos, there really will be no need to remove the seeds. The bite will not be as strong as a pickled jalapeno.

Place each jalapeno half-slice onto the exposed part of the Triscuit, gluing it in place by pushing one edge into the sour cream. Next, place two or three tomato pieces along the top edge of the jalapeno, also gluing into place with the sour cream. Your onion slices should be about one quarter inch to one half inch long. We will be stabbing these into the remaining edge of sour cream leaning in towards the middle. Finally, top with a drop or two of Tapatio hot sauce and serve.

• 1 box lasagna noodles
• 1 dozen spinach leaves
• 1 can pink salmon
• 1 can whole tomatoes
• brown sugar
• 1/2 pound shredded cheese
• 1/8th of a read onion, sliced thin
• 3 cloves garlic
• oregano
• sea salt
• black pepper
• crushed red pepper
• lemon juice

Pre-cook your lasagna noodles just under al dente. Rinse them off with cold water and butter the bottom of a baking pan. Arrange one layer of noodles, I used three for each layer, on the bottom of the pan and top with the spinach. I drizzled a teeny bit of olive oil and then generously sprinkled black pepper on this layer. Add another layer of noodles and fill this layer with your salmon. I could have added capers here if I would have thought about it, but instead I just splashed some lemon juice and sea salt with a pinch of garlic powder onto the salmon layer.

The next layer will be another row of noodles and then your can of tomatoes along with the thinly sliced onions and garlic. Sprinkle some brown sugar across this layer. You can break up the tomatoes with your fingers, no need to slice them. Spread some oregano and crushed red pepper on this layer before topping with one last row of noodles.

The top layer is just the shredded cheese with some more oregano and bake it in the oven at about 375 for approximately thirty-five minutes or so. You know it’s done when the cheese starts to brown slightly. Use the next to bottom rack if you can.

For a side, I made some green onion soup in a beef broth. Both of my dinner guests loved this concoction and ate three servings.

My sis and my coz can both attest to my last foray into indulgence. She also pointed out to me that some of her favorite dishes that I have prepared came from a drunken stupor. Like the time I made scones and I didn’t have the right ingredients but somehow, magically, we still ended up with scones.

I’d like to start measuring the correlation of my drunkenness to my ability to whip something up. I will liken it to the ‘uncanny valley‘ factor. The more drunk I get, the better the food is. Until I hit the valley. Then anything produced after that point will be met with revulsion. Am I making any sense here?

We took a squarish four cheese Costco frozen pizza out of the fridge and started pre-heating the oven. This is where some of my philosophy for food comes in. I am sure there were plenty of ingredients we could have put on this pizza to make it more nutritious and more appetizing, but I always go with the ingredients that look like they need to be used. Items that are almost gone and will get thrown out if not used with other things.

I saw a quarter of a red onion and a quarter of a roma tomato in the fridge. Perfect. These things naturally taste good on pizzas. Especially with each other. I also cannot resist placing fresh garlic on frozen pizzas. If you ever have a frozen pizza and fresh garlic in the house, it is a must. Being drunk, I was feeling adventurous. Hell, I’ve had pizzas with tomatoes and onions on them before, but have I ever had a pizza with pimentos on it?

Tonight was the night to find out. After the pimentos made it to the pizza I started feeling a little more adventurous and thought that some more green would help the pizza taste and look yummy. Tarragon. I haven’t used tarragon very much in the past so I used that as an excuse to use some now. After this I realized I wanted some spice in my pizza. Tapatio. Tapatio is one of the best hot sauces out there, it has no vinegar.

We were just about done but then I realized that no pizza can be harmed with some oregano. So in went the oregano and out came the pizza eight minutes later because after all the chopping and dicing, the pizza was almost done.

I can’t describe how amazed I was with myself. At first I just attributed this feeling to narcissism combined with alcohol. After the first three pieces I had to have seconds but my little sister had already beat me to the second serving. This is when I realized that maybe it wasn’t all in my head. My final confirmation was when I woke up and was craving the last six pieces but they had already been consumed by my cousin. My mouth is watering right now just thinking about it. I can’t wait to make this for somebody so that I can try it again.

p. s. If you can tell me why I called it pizza plus and list the source, I will truly respect your trivia prowess.

• One half a box or bag of spaghetti noodles
• One can of roasted diced tomatoes
• 3 garlic cloves
• 1 pearl onion (I ran out of regular onions)
• Thyme
• Butter
• Packet of Crushed Red Pepper left over from Pizza Night
• Packet of Parmesan Cheese left over from Pizza Night

You can probably guess what happened next. The key difference may have been that I started the garlic and the thyme and onion in the butter before dumping in a can of roasted diced tomatoes. Thank goodness I had some leftover ingredients from when my friends bought pizza. Cheap. It’s all about the recycling yo.